When I learned that flour pound for pound has as many calories as sugar, and that when eating pasta you're basically eating cake, I was size 23, and my neck was restricting my breathing, and so I got on a microbiotic diet and got myself an exercise bike.
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.
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Janet Evanovich
To buy a cake... to howl at the moon... to know true happiness... I am happy.
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C. Joybell C.
Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.
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Amit Kalantri
The first year was like icing. Then the cake started to show through …
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John Ashbery
Knowledge may be power, but cake has great bargaining properties
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Julia Seitz
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Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.
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